Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

bluevein:

gossip girl finale is one of the best things i’ve ever seen on tumblr. bless the writers and their talent, bless all of the amazing posts and long live the plot holes.

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thefrogman:

Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr | twitter]

thefrogman:

Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr | twitter]

The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.
sociopathsherlockholmes:

so this happened

sociopathsherlockholmes:

so this happened